Come on, one of them's called 'Dopey' for Christ's sake. And exactly what kind of qualifications did 'Doc' have other than his amphetemine-induced stammer?
"What are all of you doing here in this cottage in the middle of nowhere?" asks Snow White as she first arrives. They all look to each other nervously.
"Uh.." Happy pipes up with an inane grin, having literally only just put his collossal bong away, "We're miners."
They all nod in unison.
"Yeah yeah, miners, yeah," they all say.
"Oh right. Oh, what's cooking in that pot?" she asks.
"NOTHING, NOTHING. Don't look!!" Bashful screams. Yeah, it's a fuckload of crystal meth. Sneezy sneezes at this point and a load of white powder shoots out.
"Oh fuck."
"We're done for lads, let's get out of here!" screams Grumpy. They all fucking peg it out of the door, except for Dopey who has only just shot up and Sleepy who has been comatose for a few days anyway.
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