Eeyore's Clinical Depression

Has the thought never occurred to anybody else that Eeyore might actually have serious clinical depression, and people should look out for him a bit more? I mean it's all well and good just putting his low moods down to a loveably melancholic demeanor, but maybe when he says he's upset he actually really feels like dying? I don't get why Owl or fucking Rabbit don't take him out to town and show him a good time, try and cheer the fucker up a bit. They ought to because they won't like it if they come into his house one time and he's swinging from the fucking rafters. Come on animals of 100 Acre Wood, do the right thing. Look out for the guy.