Saturday, 21 November 2009

DONALD DUCK, YOU FUCKING FREELOADER

Yeah that's it Donald, you mooch off of all the other Disney characters who actually talk. All you do is make a fucking row and you reckon you can throw your weight around with the likes of Mickey Mouse??
Mickey has said loads of words before and I haven't heard one properly enunciated syllable escape from your fucking beak ever since your filthy conception, you fucking duck.

Did you know 'duck' is supposed to be the funniest word in the English language?

Well that explains it then doesn't it. The thing is though, this rage probably comes from the fact that I actually think Daisy Duck is weirdly attractive. Minnie Mouse is a fucking beast in comparison. Speaking of fancying anthropomorphosised cartoon animals, how fit is Naula, and Maid Marion in Robin Hood? A fox in more than one way, I should say!!! CORRRRRR

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