Instantaneous Real Love

Okay, so here's the deal. Humans are governed by their emotions, right? So why did people vote for Hitler?
Because they fancied him.
I have solid and conclusive evidence that Hitler regularly toured the pubs and clubs of Germany flirting riotously with the civilians and making it seem as if they really had a chance with him.
"Oh I know he's a player and he can have whoever he wants......but the things he says to me are different."
But of course, the civilians were deceived. He'd be sending the very same texts to each of them. Texts such as: "Had a great time tonight. Maybe we can meet up? ;) XXX"
The meeting would be scheduled, but at the last minute he'd cancel because something important had come up. And the cycle would continue! Only giving them enough attention to maintain their interest but never really giving them what they want. And so, they voted for him as a means of maybe getting him to really like them back, even though votes are fucking anonymous.
What a filthy cock tease.
So yes, when presented with this evidence (and a fictional Facebook note DOES count as evidence) it is arguable that Hitler's closest modern equivalent is Paris Hilton, seeing as she did that stupid fucking program where she pretends her obsessive fans can actually be her best friend. This being the case, should she not be arrested for the heinous crimes she committed? Unless you're a member of the BNP and deny the holocaust.
But anyway, I'm digressing. My main point is, don't you wish instead of all these bullshit emotions we have which are essentially shaped by the most mundane of utterances and actions and chance circumstances, there should be some sort of 'Instantaneous Real Love' (c) in which two people who would be happy together instantly really really love each other? Wouldn't it be nice, as sung by Brian Wilson. Then again, you shouldn't listen to him because he's a fucking nutcase.
Here is an example of my proposed emotional system taking place:
Person A enters coffee shop. Gets a coffee. Person B walks in. Eye contact is made. The two are compatible and would make each other really happy. Person A approaches.
'Would you like to be my girlfriend?'
'Of course, I've never even fucking well heard of 'treat them mean keep them keen'. Let's be happy together.'
See, it works doesn't it? So, God/Darwin, whatever you believe, the next time there's some sort of intelligent species being created/evolving, make sure they have this far superior emotional system installed. It makes things easier for everybody.
AND HITLER WOULDN'T HAVE EVER GOT INTO POWER!!!!!!!!