Well that's the thing though isn't it?

Scariest animal? Alligator? WellIlllll I have a story about alligators which may or may not change your mind.
I was walking home from Sainsbury's one time when I saw what seemed to be a by-the-numbers mugging occurring up ahead. Being a dirty fucking coward, I dove into the nearest bush on the verge of pissing myself. However, luckily help was at hand for the hapless old lady who was the victim.
"Stop, thief!" bellowed an heroic alligator, and he snatched the purse back off of the mugger and gave his ear a bloody good clipping. "Now, apologise!"
The mugger apologised.
See! Alligators aren't so bad. However, unfortunately, the alligator then proceeded to eat both of them. Well it's not his fault is it? It's in his bloody nature.
WHICH bring me to my very next point. Nature or nurture? I reckon if I brought up an alligator from birth then maybe I could prevent him from eating people.
"Allie! No! Eat this fucking sausage instead," is what I'd say. If he disobeyed he'd feel the back of my hand. And yes, this would be a matter for the RSPCA, but I'm my own man, dude, I don't listen to nobody.
But anyway, sharks are the scariest animal actually. Nurture don't even come into it. You know in the womb there's always two shark embryos, but only one makes it out alive? Yeah, one of them eats the other one. The womb's hardly setting a good example, is it? Wouldn't be surprised if the social services got involved on that one.
"We just don't think your womb is a safe environment for a young shark, Mrs. Shark."
"YOU CAN'T TAKE MY BABY!"
I sense a heartbreaking plotline for an Oscar-nominated film brewing. Don't anyone fucking steal it. 'Slumdog Millionaire Shark'. Got a ring to it, hasn't it? Or perhaps 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Shark'. 'Sharkier Shark Tale'.
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Imagine if Jaws was filmed from the shark's point of view. Actually a heartbreaking tale about an orphan shark who tries to overcome the death of his wife.
"I'm only happy when I eat.......BUT THAT MEANS HURTING OTHER PEOPLE!" (cries loads)