One of the many adventures of GIRLS ALOUD!!

Cheryl, Nadine, Sarah, Nicola and Kimberly are sitting around in their office with nothing to do particularly. Suddenly! there is a heavy knock on the door.
"Come in!" shouts Kimberly, then pouts loads. Coz she's in Girls Aloud. The person enters, a middle-aged man in a long trench-coat looking extremely flustered indeed.
"Is this Girls Aloud, private detectives?"
"For this adventure, yes. Though we have absolutely no qualifications or authority in the way of police work or experience. But, yeah." says Cheryl, then does a dazzling smile.
"I've got a big problem...." he starts.
"Well we'll deal with that, no problem." says Cheryl again, but Nadine's not having this.
"Yeah alright Cheryl," she says in her ridiculous Northern Irish accent so it sounds more like 'yey ullroit shairull'
"You've already said one line, one of the other girls is meant to go now." she says. Cheryl frowns and does a 'whatever' face.
"Since when were there rules?"
"I never said there were rules, but it's common courtesy. This is an ensemble, it's not all about you, just coz you presented fucking X-Factor." she says. The room falls silent. It's what was on everybody's mind.
"I knew this is what it was about, you just HAD to bring that up didn't you?"
"To be fair Cheryl you do keep banging on about it." says Nicola. That's the ginger one. You can make up your own minds up about her.
"I literally haven't mentioned it once!!" Cheryl protests. By this point the already-flustered man is looking extremely uncomfortable indeed.
"Yeah, but....it was on T.V loads...." Sarah says.
"If I may cut in...." the flustered man says. They all give him the iciest stares you've ever seen.
"Yeah alright 'mate'." says Sarah, and starts cracking up at how pathetic he looks.
"What a wanker!" chips in Kimberly. The ginger one starts doing the 'wanker' gesture. He goes bright red and stumbles out, and they all crack up.
"What were we talking about again?" asks Nadine (Woyt wehrr weuy torlking aboit ageyn?)
They all shrug, and start performing their single 'A Promise'. Brings the fucking house down.

What would you do if were treated in such a manner when trying to enlist the services of a private detective?