Remember back in the day if you got in trouble at school you'd get sent to the wall or some shit? What was the fucking point in that? When you reflect back on things like with your older and wizened perspective, isn't it really weird to consider what's going through the grown adult's mind when they do that?
"Well I'll send them to the wall then, won't I? It doesn't make any fucking sense though, considering what other punishments there could be. I could beat them up or something, that'd teach them a lesson. But I won't. Because that's illegal."
So when you think about it, the only punishment which teachers are able to use is making children hang around in a particular place for longer than they would do usually. Bit weird that, isn't it? Though I suppose that's what prison is essentially. But with more bum-rape in the showers.
"I sentence you to 3 years of hanging around in a place for a longer length of time than you would do usually but with possible bum-rape in the showers!"
Wouldn't you love it if that's what judges actually said.
Everyone would be like "Yeah alright mate that's a bit strong."
"You wanna see strong?!?!!? THIS is strong!!!"
This would be the moment when the judge crushes a rock with his bare hands. Yeah, turns out he can crush rocks with his bare hands.
"I sentence you to be in awe of my strength!!"
"You're a fucking weird judge, mate."
"I sentence you to shut up!"
Mind you, if you were a judge you would milk that phrase wouldn't you?
Gets home from work: "I sentence you to get the kettle on!"
"Oh hello darling how was your day?"
"I sentence you to 'yeah it was alright'."
"Pass many sentences?"
"Hell yeah. HOLLAAAA."
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