Yeah we all know the stories about Rasputin being a mad monk and having loads of mad sex orgies and shit, but an often overlooked aspect of his life was his strong passion for hip-hop, or 'hippety-hop' as he insisted on calling it for some reason.
"Oy Tsar Nicholas, have you ever heard Public Enemy's first album? Some fucking banging tunes on that."
"For fuck's sake Rasputin, I brought you into my palace as a healer and all you've done is bang on about fucking obscure samples and flows. When are you gonna knuckle down and heal my son of his hemophillia?"
"Oh. Oh yeah. Sorry mate."
Then he'd sort of dawdle off and start rapping to himself. So yes, in effect, he was the world's first rapper. It's such a fucking shame that nobody seems to know this.
His never-ceasing rapping did indeed piss many a powerful Russian off, hence his assassination.
Being stabbed, poisoned, clubbed, drowned and shot is a bit more impressive than being shot a few times isn't it Fiddy Cent?
OR SHOULD I SAY, DICKHEAD????!?!?
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