Striving towards Peace and Love is all well and good but....

.....at the end of the day it wouldn't really work, would it? Wonderful in theory, like Communism (this note is sponsored by Karl Marx) but in practise? Not so sure.
After all, could you ever bring yourself to share Peace and Love with somebody quite as shit as Paris Hilton? And also she's richer than us, so her version of Peace and Love would probably be way better than ours. For example, you'd see her skip in front of you in the queue for some amazing club and you say to the bouncer, "Now hold on, Peace and Love and all that, but she just pushed in."
"Excuse me sir, Peace and Love, chill out."
"But she pushed in."
"Whoa man your vibes are hassling me, get back into the fucking queue and shut up or I'll kill you. Dude."
Yeah, the bouncers would look and act exactly the same as they do now but would speak in tedious hippie cliches. So it makes you think doesn't it, humans must be designed to never be truly happy. I'd say the only chance you've got of being truly happy is if you're literally completely fucking mad. Do you reckon this was a design fault on God's part, or intentional? He's chuckling away up in the gardens of eternal bliss: "Waheyyy even when they get really fucking rich there's still a longing for something they can't quite place. Fucking idiots!"
So yeah after the club you see Paris Hilton in Kebab Express and you think 'Well, I may as well abuse this Peace and Love system now if she's going to.' So you go and nick loads of her chips and just say Peace and Love over and over. But then of course the guys behind the counter would be all like:
"Oh well done for ruining it for the rest of us, Boss."
"Nice one, fascist."
"Way to take advantage of a non-imposed pseudo-political movement, Boss."
So yes, just as Chuck Berry sang in that song on Pulp Fiction, it goes to show you never can win. (Somebody taps Kirk on the shoulder and whispers: 'Actually the lyrics were 'it goes to show you never can tell'.)
Shit, cancel the entire blog.
Over and out