Nobody would come. He'd be sitting there drinking a WKD and his few good friends would turn up and they'd just sit around the iPod picking songs and changing them after about 30 seconds.
"Oh have you heard this one?" says Noel, and puts on Stairway To Heaven.
"Everyone's heard fucking Stairway to Heaven, Noel. Are you fucking stupid or something?"
"Well sorry I was just asking. How about this?" he says, and on comes Summer of 69 by Brian Adams.
"Oh for fuck's sake. Where are the girls, Noel? You said there'd be girls."
"They'll be here."
Bullshit Noel, bullshit. And yes I am smarter than a fucking 12 year old or whatever that shitty show is you do, so fuck off. I don't give a shit about year 7 geography, suck a fat one.
P.S, Peace and Love xx
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