Okay so the Bible says that Jesus is gonna come back one day, right? (I think it does anyway I haven't read it)
Thing is, what if he did, but he came back entirely on his own on some remote island, and had no way of reaching civilization to spread the word of his return? It'd be a fucking joke wouldn't it. He'd have to give God a right bollocking, I expect.
"Oy, Dad, couldn't you have put me somewhere better, like New York City, or London?"
"Well son, no. And anyways, I'm not just your dad, I am also you simultaneously, part of the holy trinity, innit?"
"What does 'innit' mean?"
"Son, you have much to learn, which is why I have put you back on this Earth."
"Yeah but where the fuck am I?"
"............Hold on son.........just a minute........I have to take a call...."
Jesus waits for literally weeks but God doesn't get back to him.
So, Jesus tries to make a boat out of some sand, but it doesn't work.
"This is fucking ridiculous." he says to himself.
So yeah, what would you do if you were in his position?
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